This one moment is why I don’t understand why people think Natasha and Tony have ~bad blood~. Sometimes you employ a bro and make their life a living hell, sometimes stab a bro in the neck and you reveal you were undercover the whole time, but at the end of the day, you take out a few bad guys together and it turns out you’re just bros.
Bros who’ve bonded over how much they want to bang Pepper Potts.
And in Avengers, when Tony does his philanthropist line, she gives a nod like “well, he’s not wrong, Cap.”
I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.